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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:40
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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share office space ...
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
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No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
No way
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?
Thumbs down again.
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Loons and Moons
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
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